IllogiSource:Roe v. Wade

Roe v. Wade is a landmark United States Supreme Court decision giving the unanimous right for teenage girls to screw up and have a baby, despite parent objections, and to even have an abortion if needed. This was a great civil liberty won for teenage girls.

SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES 410 U.S. 113

Roe v. Wade

APPEAL FROM THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS

No. 70-18 Argued: December 13, 1971 --- Decided: January 22, 1973

A high school girl (Roe) decided to be wimpy and brought attention to Texas abortion laws (no abortions or else you will be beheaded with the banana of death). Some hick (Hallford) wanted to abort her baby for the money. Oh yeah, some pointless childless freaks (The Does) whined about it. It violated some Amendment rights, but we really don't care.

Eh?:

1. Some law says nada.

2. Roe can sue because she's qualified The other losers can't.

3. Roe wins because Wade is some loser crook who hates feminist rights.

THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!