North Pole

The North Pole is a communist organization located at the coldest parts on the globe, in China, run by Mr. Santalinius J. Claus. The North Pole produces some toys made with lead-based paints for kids put under a tree or shoe or something like that on Easter or some obscure holiday like that. Anyway, the North Pole sucks and there is nothing more you need to know about it.

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You wanna know more? Mmmmkay. The North Pole made your childhood. If it weren't for the cheaply made toys they provide, you would have never had any toys under your Easter shoe. Or would you? Sorry for spoiling your sad, sad childhood.

Things you might see if you visit the North Pole

• Snow.

• Santa Claus.

• Flying raindeers.

• Moar snow.

• Penguins. (Wait…do penguins live at the North Pole? I mean, I think they do. Yeah, that seems to be right because I think I remember reading something in a magazine about penguins that one time when I went to the dentist and I had to wait in the lobby for almost 30 minutes while listening to Kenny G. molest the saxophone. Wait…wtf were we talking about?)

• A pole.