Political party

A political party is a gathering of lame-arsed politicians who do nothing outside of party it up on taxpayer expense. Joe Biden is a genius at least when it comes to politcal parties. They drink tears for beverages, most of it coming from Glenn Beck. They play "pin the debt on the taxpayer", "Sorry. We spent it", and Michael Steele's favorite, "Go to Strip clubs and lead the American conservativish party". Obama loves them, as he can spend a large amount of money there. Pundits like Sean Hannity also love to go to complain, and Keith Olbermann names all the worst people in the world without any sort of reason. Bill Clinton enjoys them, especially when Hillary's away. All in all, a fun gathering, and more sane than lame-arsed teenage parties. At least they're running America.