IllogiNews:Illogicopedia to pass Uncyclopedia in quality standards

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BANGLADESH, Singapore

Uncyclopedia, the content-filled encyclopedia, has been lacking in the quality department. After the takeover by Teh Preps and Joe Biden in late 2034, the wiki fails to get any users outside of the lamearses who end up vandalizing the place and write crap like them there in-jokes no one gives a rat's arse about.

On the other hand, Illogicopedia has been only going up in quality. Pages like this and Forrest Gump and this and this and this and this and I think this have only led to Illogicopedia passing Uncyclopedia in the rank.

Also, IllogiNews, the least trusted source in cable news, has surpassed the circulation of the extreme left-wing alternative, UnNews, which only George Jetson gets his news from. And Illogicopedia announces a new wave of activity from users who were decapitated from Uncyclopedia and even in some cases, Conservapedia, like the reporter writing this piece of crap you're reading right now. And even the IllogiBlog gets a bit of circulation. Anyway, this is Jet Samson from IllogiNews reporting, and here's Stalin with the weather.