Switzerland

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Switzerland, da land of Swiss, they eat Swiss cheese and drink Swiss Miss all day, as they are sooooooooo much better than them freaks in Germany. Switzerland was founded by Moses in the Age of B.C., and with only his staff and the 1st season of Dexter's Laboratory. They are also known for doing stuffs and things like that.

History

They started over there like all crap countries start: Hitler takes them over and they separate with crazy glue remover.[citation needed]

Uhh

Silly. Everyone knows that Switzerland and Sweden are one and the same.