Greenland
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| Motto: "Why aren't we called Whiteland?" | |||||
| Anthem: Nunarput utoqqarsuanngoravit | |||||
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| Capital | Nuuk | ||||
| Largest city | Nuuk | ||||
| Official languages | Danish bacon | ||||
| Government | Parliamentary democracy within a constitutional monarchy | ||||
| Prime Minister | Richard Green | ||||
| National Hero(es) | The Green Goblin | ||||
| Currency | Greenland dollar | ||||
| Religion | Greenish | ||||
| Population | 60,000 (10,000 frozen) | ||||
| Area | Grass, ice | ||||
| Population density | Fairly green | ||||
| Ethnic groups | Greenish | ||||
| Major exports | Green tea | ||||
| Major imports | Green eggs | ||||
| National animal | Green tit | ||||
| Favourite pastime | Ice hockey | ||||
| Opening hours | All day in the summer... er, whenever that is | ||||
| Internet tld | .00FF00 (Web geek joke ahoy) | ||||
| Calling code | 0752 | ||||
Ah, fabulous Greenland, with its blue mountains and orange rivers and tangerine clouds and red bananas and purple apples and yellow newspapers and black snow and white turpentine.
Nothing in Greenland is the color green. The King will simply not allow it.
History
Greenland was founded in 1873 by Captain Edgar Earl Fiddlesworth during his fruitless quest to discover the divine secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
Location
Greenland is nestled between Ireland and Penelope Macintosh.
Major exports
Greenland’s major exports are headcheese, pineapples, and chocolate milk
Major imports
Greenland’s major imports are headcrabs, pinecones, and Harvey Milk.