Italy

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“Italee is to be the glee of we, blee!”

- Fabio Capello (via translator. He really should get a new one)

Italy was invented at the dawn of time itself.

No it's a bumblebee. Right there. On your skull.

The boy who ate Italy

A five-year-old boy once ate the whole of Italy and brought it up in the local basin. No one was harmed by this incident. Capt JFK.

Notable exports

Pizza and Pizza Poking. And Vespas.

See also