Wales

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“BAA!”

- The Welsh population

“Why am I the only human here?!”

- A welshman on Welsh people sheep

Walesondenigwaemirphilly
Part of the United Kingdom

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Wales is that thing, next to England. You know, the one that's not England. But it's right next to England, I'm telling you. Seriously, it's like someone saw England and then smushed Wales into the side of it.

See also