Georgia

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The soup is being bombarded in this recent photo of the South Ossetian war.

“Hey we've been invaded! Fetch me my carrot.”

- Georgian civilian

Georgia is the only country in the world that has herpes. Eh heh...

Facts

  • It's the only country to have herpes of the mouth
  • It likes soup

History

When Georgia was little he toyed around with a science kit. It exploded.

And he died.

But then he turned into Georgia (the country) and everything was spiffing. Simply spiffing I say wot wot wot! Fnar fnar fnar.

“Butter me up a spiff. Oh I like what you did there!”

See also