Barium

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Barium is a thing invented by Barry Soetoro in 1989 when Saint Ronnie Reagan tore down the wall. It creates mass redistribution of wealth, socialized medicine, pregnancy, obesity, and Soros.

It is NOT on the preiodic table since it is a male and does not have that issue. No, seriously. Look it up.