User:Colonel Sanders/Illogicopedia:Classes

Welcome to the School of Illogic. Class is in session. Please be quiet and stop writing notes to your buddy about that new foreign chick.

Unless otherwise noted, the classes are taught by Colonel Sanders.

Classes

• Illogicopedia 101
• The Video Game Nonsense Class
• Uncyc 401
• Potpourri
• Government

Enrollment Requirements

You must:

• Be an established Illogicopedia member of no less than ten (10) days.
• Have written at least one (1) full article or have expanded on three (3) articles.
• Not have a significant ban history.
• Not be this guy.
• Be a nonsensical freak.
• Have a pet hippo.

Course Descriptions

You enroll, meeting the above requirements, and will be given homework. Homework consists of two types of assignments. They are:

• 1. Doing worksheets from the Colonel
• 2. Writing or expanding or fixing articles relevant to your course.

Occasionally, you will get a test in which knowledge will be tested. Do it.

Benefits

By taking this course, you will learn:

• That fish are people too!
• That animal right groups like PETA are fish too!
• That in Soviet Russia, pizza eats you!
• Other crap.

Extra Credit

Extra credit can be earned in the following ways:

• Getting a Conservapedia ban
• Writing an essay on RationalWiki
• Actually writing something on Uncyc NOT huffed after 3 minutes
• Voting for any article in the WAE
• Doing nothing.

Please enjoy the uneducational courses!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 23:50, 14 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)