User:Colonel Sanders/Illogicopedia Lecture One
Welcome to my class. I am Colonel Sanders. I hope you enrolled. If not, please go here to do so, provided you meet the requirements. So, what is an Illogicopedia? An Illogicopedia, as defined by teh adminz, is a "wiki project dedicated to creating an insane repository of words put together in no particular order". All right, so let's dissect that long, meaningless phrase. It's a wiki, so it goes fast. An insane repository of words? Err, well, it's deranged. So, articles are nonsensical, but they also have to be amusing? Do they mean amusing, as "funny"? No, Uncle Pete. It means nothing, really. So, why have an Illogicopedia? Because all the writers here are to lazy to write funny [[Porn}crap]] for Uncyclopedia. So, that's why. We here write nothing of value, really, like War on Terror or George Lopez. So, whew, that's enough of an introductory lecture.
Homework
Today, there is no work sheet to answer questions from, because the Colonel was too lazy to write one we want to ease you into the course. So, your first assignment is to create an article on the list here. Please do so and the Colonel will come around to grade it based on its nonsensical quality...eventually.
Alternatively, you can expand a stub or work in progress. Please do your homework, or else the Colonel will eat you alive.
Extra Credit
For 5 points of extra credit, you may:
- Write 3 articles listed here.
- Vote for any article on WAE.
- Survive a week in the Hotel California.
- Jump off the Empire State Building
- Sing an opera.