User:Colonel Sanders/Why I Should Be President of the Hoose
I should be President of the Hoose for many reasons. For your sake and to prevent your head from going into your rectum, I'm only going to name a few of those reasons.
- I am adminz/cratz on other sites
- I eat cheeze
- Future Doctorate here
- I eat cheeze
- Something or another
As President of the Hoose, I would abolish the crapital gainz tax. No, really. I would. And I would get Island Monkey some tofu....or whatever he wanted. I also believe something that I thought was true, but might not have been.....I suck. No, really. I do. I won the third grade spelling bee, but I still can't spell antidisestablismentarianism. No, really. I can't. Google it. It'll say that is wrong, and give you the correct spelling. The point is, I have no leadership skills and will cut through the red tape and create a landslide and create a caucus by throwing in a bunch of random political terms to sound smarterer.
I also promise that I will create transparency. I will make a new Hoose out of Saran Wrap and it will be transparent.
Also, one more important thing....
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