User:Eiffel Tower/café

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This is Eiffel Tower's Café


The Menu: Eiffel Tower's Café Food Menu Starters

  • Jumbo Prawns In A Light Batter £4.50

With a sweet chilli dip

  • Bruschetta £4.25

With Parma ham, mozzarella, sun blushed tomato and fresh basil

  • Garlic Mushroom Crostini £3.95

Button mushrooms sautéed in garlic oil, served on crusty bread with a garlic herb dressing

  • Homemade Soup Of The Day £2.95

Served with a crusty bread roll

  • Chicken Goujons £4.25

Home-made strips of chicken served with a choice of dips: sweet chilli, BBQ sauce, garlic mayo, lime & coriander mayonnaise or honey & mustard mayonnaise

  • Nachos

Plain £3.25 Grilled with cheese, spicy salsa topped with jalapenos & sour cream

  • Chicken £4.25

Chunks of chicken with cheese, spicy salsa, topped with jalapenos & sour cream

  • Chilli £4.25

With chilli, cheese topped with jalapenos & sour cream


  • Sandwiches - All £4.95

Available on wholemeal or white baguette. All served with salad & coleslaw.

  • Chicken, Smoked Bacon & Creamy Mayonnaise

Char-grilled Vegetables, Red Pesto & Grilled Mozzarella

  • Chicken & Caramelised Onions

Tossed in a smoky barbeque sauce

  • BLT

Bacon, lettuce and tomato on toasted bloomer bread

  • Italian Ciabatta Grill

Topped with pepperoni, jalapenos, peppers, cheese and Napoli sauce

  • Tuna Melt

With spring onion

  • Double Cheese & Rocket Ciabatta

Melted cheddar and mozzarella, sunblushed tomato, crispy rocket and red onion with a hint of garlic butter

  • Honey Smoked Ham, Emmental Cheese, Wholegrain Mayo & Salad Sandwich

On malted wheat bloomer bread


  • Burgers

Delicious home-made burger with onion, herbs & spices, served on a toasted flour bap with salad and fries

  • Plain Burger £5.95
  • Cheese Burger £6.25
  • Cheese & Bacon Burger £6.95
  • Chilli Burger £6.45
  • Cheese & Chilli Burger £6.95
  • Chicken Burger £7.25
  • Char-grilled chicken breast, on a toasted flour bap with tomato,
  • lettuce and lime & coriander mayonnaise, served with fries
  • Cajun Chicken Burger £7.45

A tender, char-grilled chicken breast marinated in our own Cajun seasoning, on a toasted flour bap with tomato, lettuce, salsa and sour cream, served with fries

  • Spicy Bean Burger £5.95

Vegetarian bean burger topped with salad and served with fries

  • Extras 50p each –

cheese, fried onions, mushrooms, pepper sauce, tomato and onion relish


  • Wraps All £6.95

All wraps served with salad and fries

  • Chicken Caesar

Strips of char-grilled chicken with shredded lettuce and Caesar dressing

  • Minute Steak

Strips of beef mixed with shredded lettuce, roast peppers & onions coated with a pepper sauce

  • Cajun Chicken

Strips of cajun spiced chicken breast combined with cheese, salsa, sour cream and shredded lettuce

  • Roasted Vegetables

Roasted Mediterranean vegetables, mozzarella, cheddar cheese, shredded lettuce and sundried tomato mayonnaise

  • Chilli Beef

Spicy Mexican chilli beef, cheese and shredded lettuce with sour cream served on the side


  • Pasta

Wholemeal pasta available on request. Please allow extra cooking time

  • Fusilli £7.25

With roast vegetables, feta cheese and basil in a creamy tomato sauce

  • Chicken £7.75

Tossed with smoked cheddar in a white wine and chive cream sauce

  • Baked Macaroni £7.25/£7.75

With or without bacon, topped with tomato and Parmesan shavings

  • Spicy Penne Pasta £7.50

With chorizo sausage, chillies and Parmesan shavings

  • Pappardelle £7.50

Pieces of Cajun chicken and wild mushrooms in a garlic infused cream

  • Vegetarian Penne Pasta £6.95

Cherry tomatoes & rocket tossed with red pesto

  • Smoked Haddock Penne Pasta £7.95

Crème fraiche, spring onions and tomato concasse


  • Salad
  • Caesar Salad £5.45

Baby gem, bacon, croutons and anchovies topped with sheets of Parmesan

  • Chicken Caesar Salad £6.45

Baby gem, chicken, croutons and anchovies topped with sheets of Parmesan

  • Thai Chicken or Beef Salad £6.95

Served warm with rice noodles and dressed with a sweet chilli sauce

  • Tiger Prawn Salad £8.95
  • Tossed with rice noodles, bean sprouts and dressed with pickled ginger and sesame
  • Create Your Own Salad £6.95

Choose 4 items from the list below for your custom made salad.

Your base salad will consist of a base of mixed lettuce, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, mixed peppers and red onion

Choose four items from below:- Bacon, smoked bacon, chicken, Cajun chicken, chorizo sausage, pepperoni, tuna, feta cheese, boiled egg, mozzarella, pine nuts, olives, fine beans, Parmesan, bean sprouts, sundried tomatoes, toasted sesame seeds, spring onions, garlic croutons, and babycorn

  • Extra items can be added for £1.00

Choose your dressing from:- Caesar, balsamic, herb & lemon, classic French, Italian dressing or olive oil


Main Courses

  • Steak Sandwich £6.95

Steak topped with a red currant and a szechuan, red pepper reduction served with salad and fries

  • Fillet of Haddock £7.50

Fresh, hand cut and deep fried in our own beer batter, served with salad and fries

  • Bowl of Mexican Chilli £6.95

With warm pitta bread, tortilla chips, salad and sour cream or potato wedges, salad and sour cream

  • Curry of the Day (Chicken or Veg) £7.50/£6.95

Served with rice and prawn crackers (ask server for details)

  • Grilled Chicken Breast £7.50

Served with char-grilled veg saffron rice, and salad dressed with red pesto and balsamic vinegar

  • Oriental Stir Fry £6.95/7.95

Choose from chicken, beef or vegetable.

A delicious combination of mixed peppers, babycorn, onions, mushrooms, leeks, beansprouts, julienne carrots, fine beans, broccoli and courgettes tossed with egg noodles & a coriander and oyster sauce

Fajitas Served on a hot skillet with flour tortilla's, sour cream and salsa

  • Chicken £8.95

Strips of chicken marinaded in cumin, coriander, tequila, chilli & lime juice with mixed peppers and sautéed onion

  • Beef £8.95

Strips of beef marinaded in cumin, coriander, dark rum, Cajun & soy with mixed peppers and sautéed onion

  • Vegetable £6.95

Mixed veg marinaded in cumin, coriander, tequila, chilli & lime juice with mixed peppers and sautéed onion


  • Side Orders
  • Wedges £1.95

Plain or spicy

  • Fries £1.95

Plain or spicy

  • Fries £2.50

With chilli and parmesan

  • Garlic Bread £1.95

Garlic Bread With Mozzarella £2.25

  • Ciabatta £2.25

With sundried tomato pesto and mozzarella

  • Onion Rings £1.95
  • Mixed Salad £2.25
  • Coleslaw £1.50
  • Marinated Olives And Ciabatta Bread £2.50
  • Sauces extra 50p - sweet chilli, BBQ, garlic mayo, guacamole, sour cream


  • Desserts

served with cream or ice cream

  • Chocolate Fudge Brownie Cake £4.25
  • Hot Belgian Waffle £4.25
  • Served with a caramel and maple sauce
  • White Chocolate & Raspberry Cheesecake £4.25
  • Toffee Apple Meltdown Cake £4.25

Served warm with butterscotch sauce

  • Assorted Ices £3.75

Please ask your server


  • Coffees
  • White Coffee £1.75
  • Black Coffee £1.75
  • Cappuccino £1.95
  • Latté £2.00
  • Espresso £1.50
  • Hot Chocolate £2.50
  • Machiatto £2.00
  • Liqueur Coffees £3.50
  • Tea £1.50


Please note that some of our dishes may contain traces of nuts. Some dishes can be made vegetarian on request.

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