The One-Man Foundation For Asocial Illogicopedian Introverts

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Unasked Questions and Unrequested Answers

Q: Can I join?
A: No. Then it wouldn't be the One-Man Foundation, now would it?
Q: Can you help me in some way?
A: ...
Q: Then what do you do?
A: "We" hand out the occasional reward to a chosen recipient.
Q: On what grounds?
A: Established members who fail popularity contests, thus showing their potential as valued, "fellow" misfits!
Q: Err? And that's it?
A: Pretty much.
Q: Is there no way to expand upon this... movement?
A: You could always start your own One-Man Foundation For Asocial Illogicopedian Introverts. Or not. Meh.
Q: Is this really a serious initiative?
A: ...

Q: If I go into work and slid over accidentally-on-purpose will you support my claim?
A: Not only will we support you, we'll take 100% of the compensation too.
Q: Hey where's that £20 you owe me?
A: ...