User:Mynameissecret/I have no idea what to write

So I'm sitting at my computer, you see, and I'm kind of bored. So I decide I'll write an article here. You know, make some random stuff and pass it as a piece of witty prose.

Easier said than done.

...

I have no idea what to write.

At all.

I was hoping that I may have some spontaneous burst of genius, or inspiration, once I began to edit the page. But I haven't. My mind is as blank as a slate. I've jumped in without thinking. And I don't know what to write.

Damn.

What about YOU? What do you want me to write? You're the reader. You've gotta have something to say.

Wait, what was that? You're disappointed that there isn't a real article here? Look, I'm thinking about what to write, but I can't think of anything! Get it! I had a late night last night. I know I shouldn't have gone out to that party and had all those drinks, but I wasn't thinking. I got drunk, vomited a few times, and staggered into bed at 2 o'clock in the morning. And now I've got this massive hangover.

It's not my fault, ok?

I just can't think of anything to write!