User talk:Benedict Blade

This is the talk page of the Illogicopedian user Benedict Blade. Please leave all new comments at the bottom, and sign your posts. I will usually reply to messages left here on the senders' talk page, so the dialogue on this page may look fairly one sided, and as if I hate being contacted - surprisingly, this is not the case. Due to secondary school, September - July from 9:00AM to 3:30PM GMT I will be offline. If you found this information vaguely useful, I solute your determination to contact me. Cheers. Older messages are kept here. Test Signature test--It's ben 10:55, 26 Jumbly 2008 (UTC) OMG oddopedia Whats going on with that? --HUGE BOB 17:08, 17 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC) Can you give it to me? Make me admin! --HUGE BOB 07:26, 18 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC) Well, can you ask wikia? --HUGE BOB 16:09, 18 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC) Have you asked yet? --HUGE BOB 14:50, 19 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC) Test again Signature testing again--User:TheBladester/sig 10:28, 5 Octodest 2008 (UTC) Well it's working here. What you just don't do is put a link around it :P Have you checked the box marked "raw signature"? MMF!→talk←/→admin(:D) 11:17, 7 Octodest 2008 (UTC) Yeh, tick that and make sure you have {{Subst:Nosubst|User:TheBladester/sig}} in the sig box. There's some weird Unicode stuff in there atm. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:23, 7 Octodest 2008 (UTC) Sig Hahaha. --TRAVIS! Ryan! File:Travis.gif Hola 22:54, 10 Octodest 2008 (UTC) IRC Illogicopedia's ole' IRC channel is looking a little inactive, so why don't you come onto it and spread some insanity some time? --Aaaaannooooo!!! 18:40, 13 Octodest 2008 (UTC) Bagel! Eh, I kinda feel the same as you with the changing community thing. --TRAVIS! Ryan! File:Travis.gif Hola 00:23, 15 Octodest 2008 (UTC) It's inevitable, nothing we can do about it. All wikis evolve, it's a natural part of their lifespan. Old guard moving out, newer people moving in. Sure, Illogic ain't what it used to be, but I still like to think we have a strong sense of communitah. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:46, 16 Octodest 2008 (UTC) Why is my user talk page in like Impact print??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?--Ragglefraggleking 21:00, 7 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) Most likely one of the templates on it was using malformed HTML (opening a <font> tag and forgetting to close it, or closing tags out-of-sequence). The old MediaWiki versions (up to 1.12 or so) used to close the mismatched tags before inserting a template into the page, the new versions substitute the templates into the page, then (optionally) attempt any cleanup later. Not a problem for valid templates, and anything adapted here from Wikipedia is likely correct as they usually run the current alpha software, but Wikia is always running an MW version behind and therefore still has plenty of malformed HTML which has to be fixed if any of it is brought here. --Carlb 17:22, 28 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) Big Brrother I akcshept. Geh, wilkommen back. Do you want to re-enter the gameshow?? Tell me on my talk page. --File:Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • GAMESHOW! 11:34, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) I proudly accept being on Big Brrother 2009. --Taylor Karras 11:42, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) Hey can i be on plz?--Teh Baronlolz 11:52, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) Did you invite me? I thought you did, but my talk page was destroyed in the vandal attack, and I had to copy&paste from wikia. --Elassint 14:56, 14 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) Probably not destroyed, just moved - and based on the edit history it appears to be back to (ab)normal by now. --Carlb 17:23, 28 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) Is it to late to accept this invitation? --Elassint 20:58, 12 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC) Big Bro I, Ragglefraggleking, accept. --—Raggle Fraggle King (My Talk • Contribs} 16:45, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) Welcome back, and CRAP judging Welcome to the judging team! RMS has also agreed to be a judge, so we might have enough people now. Or, maybe we could get as many as possible, then each of us choose our favourite articles and we add up the points at the end. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:47, 11 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC) Yep I'll be in Big Brrother. I love the real show. (The U.S. version) --T3 Can i Can i be in big brrother if no one else wants to? --Robbo | MMC | Leave a message 19:36, 13 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC) Ok.. --Robbo | MMC | Leave a message 21:33, 13 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC) Yay you're back!!! I love you. Not in a creepy, rape-related way or anything. --THE 20:10, 14 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC) Wtf WHO THE FUK IS TOBY??!!???! i no alot cos i'm a member on loads of other wikis GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT!! --Robbo | MMC | Leave a message 15:49, 19 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC) DO YOU DO THIS TO EVRY NEW USER TO ILLOGICOPEDIA OR SUMTHING GOD!!!!!!! I AM NOT TOBY I AM ROBERT! --Robbo | MMC | Leave a message 20:41, 19 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC) Something you might be interested in (some blatant whoring) You still up for judging the CRAP? I think we'll work it this way: choose our top three/five in order after the deadline and we assign points to positions (say 1=5pts, 2=3pts, 3=2pts etc) in a kind of league format. Results get posted on the competition page. No writing competition on Illogic has used this format yet so it'll be an interesting test. Also (warning, blatant whoring ahead), I've set up a blog about being northern and complaining, which you might be interested in. Not that I think you're a complainer, or anything, but anyway... Once again, Merry Chrimbo. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 15:37, 20 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC) Xmas Merry Christmas to you too! —Raggle Fraggle King (My Talk • Contribs} 20:38, 20 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC) CRAP judgification Hey! When you have time, please email me with your first, second and third placed articles. Pity there's only three entries but hey. Also, I think I have a pretty good idea who will win. ;) Cheers. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:33, 23 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC) WE WON!! Yeah. No problem, I always enjoy a bit of action when i'm around. VANDALS! FEAR THE WRATH OF BEN AND RFK, FOR THEY HAVE PROVEN THEIR MIGHT AS.....VANDAL KILLERS!!!!!!!!!! (big loud fanfare music plays while people say: Huzzah! huzzah!)—Raggle Fraggle King (My Talk • Contribs} 14:03, 19 Farbleum 2009 (UTC) I found out how to fix the sig problem To fix your sig, you just need to get rid of the "subst:nosubst" part under preferences, e.g. {{User:Benedict Blade/sig}} Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 23:11, 26 Farbleum 2009 (UTC) Ello We haven't talked much, have we? ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 00:07, 22 Aym 2009 (UTC) yayay Ok. We won't be able to start the collab until monday, because im going away this weekend, like later today. As for the mmc, ill fiddle around with some logo ideas. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 13:25, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC) Collab Plan Ok. While I was away this weekend I developed a plan on how to get a feature for this collab. Ok, TV show companies often air a pilot episode, showing what their show will be about. If the viewers like it, they air a season. The same principles apply at ?pedia. I believe we should make a short explanatory article in one of our userspaces, then have someone like Hindleyite or Testo to review it. If he likes the concept, we will continue by starting the article in the mainspace. If he doesn't like the concept, we try two more experienced ?pedians to get their opinions, I say we aim for a best 2 out of 3. I think we should make it an epic because, "an epic can always be featured". So, the explanatory article is our pilot episode, the experienced reviwers are our viewers, and the article is our season. I made this up while I was sleeping. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 00:48, 22 Yoon 2009 (UTC) Ok nevermind. Let's start it 2morrow. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 14:18, 24 Yoon 2009 (UTC) Wat is it gonna be about, what is it gonna be called. Those are some things we gotta think about. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 15:18, 24 Yoon 2009 (UTC) WELL DONE NEWB File:Pickle.png Congratulations! Your face, The Brainchild of enebriated self-professed plastic surgeons, is a winner in the Illagic Pickal 3.1 You receive an expired coupon, and the bill for the expired coupon. File:Pickle.png The 1st Illogicopedian Times! File:IllogiTimes1.png To recieve this every other week, sign up here. —rms talk 20:24, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC) Congratulations! You are now a member of The Dark Side. File:Fruit pudding.gif Welcome to The Dark Side, We Have Fruit Pudding RFK has bestowed the mighty Fruit Pudding on you. Enjoy it. File:Chuck norris approved.gif This user is Chuck Norris Approved!!! File:Mrtlogotosssmallerani.gif This user is Mr. T Approved!!! Lolz, if teh images don't show up (if they r a red x) then either click on them, or, press ctrl and F5 at the same time, try this 3 times. ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 13:14, 4 Jumbly 2009 (UTC) I accept Not marriage but big bro --Huge bob 16:34, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC) ...for existing: File:F.U..gif T3canolis would like you give you a hearty "Screw you" and a friendly gesture. Cheers! Because you're there! And because you ALWAYS shoot down my ideas!!! --T3 21:01, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC) IllogiTimes Week 2 File:IllogiTimes-1-.PNG Sorry I'm a bit late. —rms talk 00:24, 17 Jumbly 2009 (UTC) Hey So, whe haven't really talk in a bit. I see you have gained a hate-club, but I don't know why everone hates you. They might starting hating me soon, as you might have heard, I am banned from VFF for 2 weeks, and that is my first ban ever......feels weird. Well, I guess I'll see you around. Cheerio (attempt at a british accent)! -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 12:47, 17 Jumbly 2009 (UTC) IllogiTimes File:IllogiTimes 3.PNG Yeah yeah, I'm late. Who gives? —rms talk 16:52, 31 Jumbly 2009 (UTC) That picture On your userpage. It reminds me of what my friends look like to me after a few drinks. 121.214.60.99 11:36, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC) (Ryan) It looks to me like someones had a piss on a photo ;)--Ben Blade 12:13, 7 Ergust 2009 (UTC) Lol, your userpage is my current favourite on all Illogicopedia. I have no idea why. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:15, 12 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC) Oddopedia Can yah make meh admin? It'll be a good parody. I dont know why you guys shut it down --bob 10:13, 29 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC) You could talk to wikia, couldn't you? --bob 09:53, 1 Octodest 2009 (UTC) Oy! Leave pipichy alone. Illogicopedia is supposed to be about fun. I've never seen you give him anything that even remotely resembles a friendly or helpful suggestion. I know you're a blunt person but please. Remember that illogicopedia is supposed to be about fun. Our articles don't all need to be high-quality works of brilliance. Quite the contrary. It's supposed to be a place where people can write essentially whatever they want without the pressure of strict quality control. So lighten up. No more open hostility please. Illogicopedia does not tolerate repeated flaming/harassment. So I'd heed this advice if I were you. Cheers! --THE 14:39, 2 Octodest 2009 (UTC) I think pippy is gonna lead ?pedia into a civil war. WHICH SIDE R U ON? --bob 16:12, 2 Octodest 2009 (UTC) I know you're joking Bob but I could see that happening. All of those who say bad things about Pipichy versus kind users. Yep. --T3 21:11, 2 Octodest 2009 (UTC) Whaaaat--Ben Blade 21:54, 2 Octodest 2009 (UTC) We got no weapons --bob 22:32, 2 Octodest 2009 (UTC) I've got some things in my Inventory. --T3 23:58, 2 Octodest 2009 (UTC) I got pipichy's favourite number.--Ben Blade 09:21, 3 Octodest 2009 (UTC) I've got a gameshow. Mehehehehe --File:Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • GAMESHOW! 00:16, 22 Octodest 2009 (UTC) RE: Srsly, You are the best newb we've had in ages! “Flyingidiot ” ~ Srsly, You are the best newb we've had in ages! You outshine that **** pipichy by a golden mile. I think you've ran away with the IOTM next month. Also, your wikicoding skills are worryingly good :PBenedict Blade -- idiot flying - 20:19, 8 Octodest 2009 (UTC) WELCOME TO SEASON 2 Here ya go. This user is a contestant in the second   I'll ask the questions here gameshow!   File:Question mark2.jpg And be preeeepared. For more outrageous questions. With a hopeful second host. --File:Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • GAMESHOW! 00:19, 22 Octodest 2009 (UTC) Re: Gibberpedia In reply to your message: I'd be happy to help, Mr. Blade, however, I wonder, isn't there some sore of stigma against Wikia? Why do you use it for this Gibberpedia then? I'd be happy to host a MediaWiki Wiki for you. --(ƒî)» 20:59, 22 Octodest 2009 (UTC) i'd ask Bob about the server thing, hes head admin Where does one contact this Bob of hugeness? He seems to have left illogicopedia. --(ƒî)» 21:23, 22 Octodest 2009 (UTC) Oddopedia I renamed gibberpedia back to Oddopedia. The new site free from wikia is now up and running. Thx to FI. --bob 11:49, 26 Octodest 2009 (UTC) Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light. (ƒî)» 18:49, 26 Octodest 2009 (UTC) multiple accounts what would constitute "a good reason". i'd like to not be banned so i'd like to comply with the rules put forth by this wiki's operators. there should be a mediawiki extension that would allow account holders to change their own user name - like on twitter. Self Indulgence A name-changing extension fully available to all account holders would be abused for sure. There is already an extension that can change names, but that's bureaucrat only. You'd have to ask one of them for a name change Ryan u t c 00:54, 16 Novelniver 2009 (UTC) I AM UNDER YOUR EYES and EARS Whey Sup B? Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:46, 18 Jeremy 2010 (UTC) I replyed on my talk page, but I'll say it again. All I did was import Disney articles/cartoon articles. Just those cartoons. That's it. So don't kill me. 70.146.212.67 21:55, 23 Jeremy 2010 (UTC) Re: 'Wigan are a rubbish football team' I deleted it because it was too factual. :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:07, 28 Farbleum 2010 (UTC) Benedict?! I condemn you to paddling on account of treason! Revolutionary War, America won. Britain lost. Suck on that, beotch. vaGinonater I exist! 07:09, 27 Arche 2010 (UTC) Yo, pal, was just kiddin'! If I'm not, then I am a grizzly bear. vaGinonater I exist! 20:29, 28 Arche 2010 (UTC) Yeah right! Those definitely are testicles and not golf balls... vaGinonater I exist! 20:29, 28 Arche 2010 (UTC) Do as I say not as I do Come on man, you deserve to have just as big a forum topic on you as I do now Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:15, 4 Arply 2010 (UTC) YO this is intended to be my only account. on a related note, do you ever see painted ribbons when you pack christmas gifts? Eme 07:53, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC) Errrr... Are your artikles so crappy that you must delete them? Strange. I suppose you haven't read any of my crappy articles. Good day, sir.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 15:32, 27 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC) Mornin', mon. (It's always morning. Always.) If you want them gone, I suppose I can't really argue, after all the evidence I've gone and hid, though just because something innit working now doesn't mean it may not resume functionality later; this place is running on a mediawiki alpha release, so there will invariably be some stability issues/bugs. Also, why'd you list this on QD (I'm clueless, remember?), and could you please not blank the pages in the future, just add the template? It makes it harder to tell what's going on with it... I know, I know, I used to do that too... but now I see why that penguin also didn't seem to appreciate it when I did that, either... <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 17:03, 27 Ditzimber 2010 BenbenbenbenbneBEN BEN Benedict BLAAAAADE Hi. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 08:40, 12 Arche 2011 Bengay —rms talk 18:51, 12 Arche 2011 (UTC) Benstraight. File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 18:52, 12 Arche 2011 (UTC) Ladies, please. Contain your orgasms--Ben Blade 11:35, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC) Ladies? How dare you, I'll call my MP for this! File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 19:52, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC) BEN<3333333333333—rms talk 19:57, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC) BENNY! File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 06:59, 1 Yoon 2011 (UTC) Big Brrother? You know, you really could revive this wiki-based game, as it sounds like an epic drama-generating technique! Why is the "Brother" in "Big Brrother" spelt wrong? That's really gonna annoy me. - Another n00b 20:54, 2 Yoon 2011 (UTC) Listen, Could you please just revert those edits on the page? please....  ? - Another n00b 21:57, 13 Yoon 2011 (UTC) http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/ <-- LOOK look it still exists you fucking ass-licking dumb-fuck of a douchebag!!!!! Whoa there, cowboy. Did you just say, "Ban me!"? It looks like it. —rms talk 16:27, 28 Yoon 2011 (UTC) The site is back up!!!! Don't be sad, be glad, because Illogicopedia is back up and open for business!!!! If Illogi leaved here tomorrow Would you still remember it? For Rpberto must be travelling on now There's just too many wikis he's got to DDoS But if he stayed here with us, Roberto, Things just could be the same 'Cause ?Pedia's free as a bird now And this wiki you cannot change Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Bye bye, baby, it's been a bitter love yeah, yeah And though this feeling I can't change But please don't take this so badly 'Cause Lord knows Roberto's to blame But if he stayed here with us, Roberto, Things just could be the same 'Cause ?Pedia's as free as a bird now And this bird you cannot change Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh And this wiki you cannot change Lord knows It can't change Lord, help me, It can't change Lord, I can't change Won't you fly high free wiki? Yeah This horrible copypasta message is brought to you by: - Another n00b 21:06, 9 Jumbly 2011 (UTC) So how do I join Big Brrother 2012? Or am I already joined? It looks interesting. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine My Farticles. Qaplá'! Are you bigger than cheeses? 19:29, 12/18/2011 Hey Hey Props on the award, its bangin'. Testostereich • (ballsack) 03:32, 2 Jeremy 2012 (UTC) Featured Illogicopedian This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award. (See other winners) Safe.--Ben Blade 13:04, 2 Jeremy 2012 (UTC) Proper. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:32, 2 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)