User talk:RAHB

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hey RAHB, just officialy welcoming you to illogicoepdia. Be sure to check out all the various locationson the lefthand sidebar. Fnurdle. --Testostereich(ballsack) 07:39, 15 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

Many thanks sir. -RAHB 08:11, 15 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
*salutes camply*

Oh hi! I didn't know you had an illogicopedia akkount. --THE 23:33, 23 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

I do. It's in the back of my mind. Right next to the sugarcake fairies. -RAHB 03:09, 24 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Hey RAHB. THis is where I've been hiding. ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book 03:58, 24 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Yeh, RAHB. Welcome to the new Illogicopedia, I've been saving you some Spam just for this occasion, so to the hob for some boiled luncheon meat! Ahem. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:16, 29 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Only took me a year to notice these new messages. Happy spaghetti, everyone! -RAHB 02:04, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
Rhinoceros Jello is the moldy fleeble, man. —rms talk 02:17, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
I'm going to go ahead and assume that's a positive thing. If I was drunk, like I normally am when I come around here, I probably would have instead said something along the lines of "And a Christmas jingle to you too, Theodore!" Alright, now that I've explained myself, I promise that's the last sane thing I'll ever say on this wiki. -RAHB 02:19, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
How about we get Mr Blobby to come and join the fun? —rms talk 02:21, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
As long as we can all touch the saucer of mystery. The last time, you guys didn't let me touch the saucer of mystery. It was then that the saucer became a saucer of misery... -RAHB 02:24, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
The last time I actually saw a flute it was when the zoo turned into a bucket of fish medicine. It was miserable, as you say. —rms talk 02:29, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
I do say as I say, but if you really want a good deal, I could let you in on the five million toilet paper rolls that I happen to be sitting on. They're refreshing, AND scrupulous! -RAHB 02:35, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
With that much paper I could make a realistic model of my left foot, even the toe jam between the third in fourth toes. It grew and then ate my foot entirely. But it did taste great. —rms talk 02:37, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
Your foot? Or the octahedron? You know what I always say. You can't run a successful seafood joint without a chocolate fountain in your brain. It's just common sense. -RAHB 02:39, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
What's even more common than my sense is my sense. Though my sense isn't common, it really is common, as showed by my extreme display of sense, sensitivity, and his neighbor, G Jesus. —rms talk 02:40, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
My display case holds seventy-four turnips. At least it does when it's full. Right now it only holds eleven burning suns. -RAHB 03:40, 29 Octodest 2009 (UTC)