Van Ity

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A Recenty Survey Concludes that Van Ity is noteable for it's high levels of methane...

AKA- Slarfbastion!!!!

HAHA


spasticated


ok then, what is that?!?

Answer

[[Media:Example.ogg]] crazy man who likes- have a guess??¬?¬?¬??¬

a crazy yet- nice person- born and bred as almost fish-like but when attending Kent schools suffered severe trauma and lived to tell the tale


Jam continued

After bein refered to a Psychiatric Home he soooon went completely crazy and decided to jump of a 5 ft wall. He now live some where or nuthin.

THE RELEASE

HE NOW FREE, SO WATCH OUT, HE IS EASY TO SPOT AS HE WEARS A GIANT FISH COSTUME!!

Episode 2- the fish chronnicles

Now the evil phyco killer was alive and well- he readied himself for his biggest trial ever. What was it?

to be continued...

Eee?

The First Episode

Epiosde 1 Eee Banpotion wishes he was born in England, but sadly he was born in Lithuania and raised by blind, bald monks. Having only been brought up eating nothing but sheep's tails and fish guts, his hair has turned orange. His ambition in life to venture back to Lithuania to become Master ginger monk and to overthrow his lost brother fuzzymeep who has created the law that all monks must have ginger hair or be bald.

The next episode

Episode 2

After Fuzzymeep was living in Luxury, Eee had to get back and overthrow the evil bro.In any attempt he and his mango friend bomb decided to get tickets on a flight to Lithuania. The flight was bumpy but Mango mate kept him alive- warding off evil rain cloud and storms on the journey- now the trip was about to begin to the Monks's castle.

To be continued...


Family

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^ "Eee, I am your father!"


Brother: File:HScarrot portrait.png

The next Episode

Episode 3

Eee and Mango had landed at Lithuania airport only to be ambushed by ninjitsu style monkeys with chef hats. And so they started an epic battle but luckily mango had used his hedgehog fruit explosion. Eee and Mango both escape successfully and went with their escort a jam parker to their campsite. To Be Continued...

Eee also