WHOOSH!!!

Very very small, single-celled creatures. What's that on your arm?

Very small, single celled Download...something out, this is kind of a backround.

THIS ARTICLE ALSO COMES IN a 3-d IMAX edition. The letters fly in your face and stick out of your forehead. If you arrange yourself in the right order with your fellow audience members who also have the letters sticking out of their foreheads, you can make the article whole again. OR something. Like darts.

DOWNLOAD again? THis is just an endless cycle. A four-second CLIP being replayed over and over again. slash SPYWARE dot VIRUS and HTML. CODING....

Screams issue forth from the loudspeaker's caboose. The train's cabboose. How does that word.

There is a subliminal message in the corner of your eye. It's an eyelash. It has an advertisement printed on it. There are also advertisements on the insides of your eyelids. Every time you close your eyes, you feel an urge to buy a new can opener. This is why:

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ANDMIT!

SUBMIKLGNINAL SMESSAAGE!

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Scrambled. Like scrambled eggs made by shaking a chicken vigorously. It lays scrambled. Eggs. I wonder what happens if you shake a person.

Nice glasses. The galaxy is the menu.

oops, that was a typo. How foolish of I.

THE COORREECT IMPLICATIN

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