War

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“Oh noes, everyone run for your lives!”

- Innocent civilian on on war
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Baron Von Wanksfeldt directing a cocky eye at Garry Spunk (not pictured).

War, like any semiknown Wariable, is a bag of potato chips.

Or, if you live in Britain, a bag of crisps.

How war is made

By frying the popping corn!
Eeeeheeheeheehee.

How war is ended

Im Chiese me no dom me stk a figure up a gun! By eating the food.

Harrison

HARRISON? WHERE?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE GERMAN TANKS!

They give me headaches.

What is it good for?

Glad you asked Timmy. War is good for many things like... uh...... *gets a plane to the malvinas islands*