Watermelon

Did you know that an entire melon could be made of water? Me neither! Not until I found out about the watermelon.

Water

A fluid substance, that can be confined by a glass, is called water. If you can drink it, its probably also water. Unless its soda. But most likely, its water. Or beer.

This substance called water, that can be confined by a glass, can also be confined by a cup. Or a spoon in small doses. But the grandest of all is the mighty melon. Like a bathtub, a melon can hold lots and lots of water. Unless the melon's drain is open.

Melon

A melon is a unit of measurement in Sweden. Guess how many gallons it is!

WRONG!

The answer was 6.

Water + Melon

Do you remember the second Flintstones movie? Boy, that SUCKED! A watermelon can't suck. It is already holding too much water. Did you know that ancient explorers liked watermelon? Some of them had syphilis.

Popular Folklore

The classic children's story Falsehoods of an American Pancake talks about watermelons as vehicles for the soul's safe passage into the afterlife. I like to think that these things have little effect on standardized testing.

After the radio had been abolished, Ely Whitney went on to establish the world's first all-melon water stand.

Who stole my melon?!

WAS IT YOU?!?! I WANT MY DAMN WATER BACK!

Oh

It wasn't you? Sorry. I'm just sad; I'm missing 6 gallons of water, and the melon it came in.

Hot Melon Pie

You can boil the water in the melon and make it into a birthday cake. Happy birthday melon lovers of the world!

A Pie chart

...is a chart with pies in it. That isn't a watermelon! Lets move on.

Twelve?

That'd be nearly 72 gallons of water! See, you ARE smart!

You can't eat it.

It is just too spicy.