Westboro Baptist Church

“GOD HATES THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH!!!! Wait, wha?”

- Fred Phelps

You're all going to hell. Mwahahahahahah!!!!

Westboro Baptist Church was founded in 3999 BC by a cheese-eating stoner named Fred Phelps. Fred Phelps's slogan is God Hates Rags because obviously God hates washing dishes or dusting. Fred Phelps also thinks anyone who is a democrat, worships llamas, or eats harmless little rattlesnakes should go to hell too.

Complete list of people who shallt be condemnedethted

• Americans
• British
• Canadians
• Unemployed
• You
• Me
• Everyone
• God
• Mr MetalFLower
• A poor defenseless little puppy
• The Bagelman
• Cheeseboy (for being an idiot)

Elassint on Fred Phelps

<Elassint>          Hi girls and boys! My name is Fred Phelps, 
                    and I'm the founder of Westboro Baptist Church! 
                    I'm a disbarred lawyer from Mississippi. In my 
                    free time, I spread hatred in the name of Jesus 
                    Christ and picket anybody who remotely opposes my 
                    opinion with my Westboro minions. It's all about 
                    free speech! I'm also a strong believer of beating 
                    children to the point of unconsciousness. Yeehaw
<Pineapple_ryan>    lol
<Chicablog>	     ...
<Cheeseboy>         meh 
<Cheeseboy>         I like cheese
<A spambot>         BUY VIAGRA 
<Elassint> GET OUT YOU STUPID BOT
<Pineapple Ryan> GET OUT YOU STUPID BOT
<Chicablog> GET OUT YOU STUPID BOT
<Cheeseboy> GET OUT YOU STUPID BOT
<the spambot>      NOT UNLESS YOU BUY VIAGRA
<An anonymous n00b> Who's Fred Phelps?
<Fred Phelps>       I am

Cheer up

I hear they have Heinz tomato ketchup in hell.