Whale of a wife

“Woah dude! You just got fed a bummer.”

- Random hippy in vegas on on the casino wife that you were just given by Elvis's dad

Undulating across the roulette boards and crushing Jimmy Tarbuck comes your arranged to be married bit on the side/wife. she has pancakes smothered in smothering victims hanging from her pancake's distorted viewpoint of reality.

Should I run for it

If you haven't already it has gone far beyond that stage. She has surrounded you and pauses momentarily to exhale beer through her blowhole, and wonder why she failed to "Jump Willy Jump!!". You can now expect to either:

• Be eaten
• Engage in an epic battle, lose a leg and write a book about it
• Engage in frivulous male bondageing