What Happened to Ol' Mr. Brown?
Bill: Hey Tim, what do you think happened to Ol' Mr. Brown down the street?
Tim: Whose this Mr. Brown you speak of?
Bill: You know, that guy who lives down the street?
Tim: Oh yeah! That guy's a creep!
Bill: Anyway, I haven't seen him in forever. Do you think he died?
Tim: I hope so.
Bill: Me too.
Tim: Maybe he got attacked by evil ninjas.
Bill: Or maybe he got eaten up by a giant mountain lion.
Tim: Maybe an evil fairy sent him to the underworld.
Bill: Maybe he just exploded.
Tim: Maybe he got trampled by a stampede of bulls.
Bill: Maybe he got abducted by aliens.
Tim: Or maybe he got abducted by aliens.
Bill: That's what I just said!
Tim: Oh...Maybe he went into the ocean and drowned.
Bill: Maybe he was decapitated by a samurai.
Tim: Maybe a tree fell on him.
Bill: Maybe the ol' doctor was behind it.
Tim: Maybe a giant octopus strangled him to death.
Bill: Maybe a dinosaur ate him.
Tim: Maybe a wizard cast fire on him for 50 hit points. Then he attacked back and did 10 hit points. The wizard then countered his attack a took away 60 hit points, which was his life.
Bill: What?...
Tim: Sorry I just played Final Fantasy 7. Go on.
Bill: Maybe a pack of wild gypsies did... um... something that would kill him...
Tim: Maybe the pots and pan in his kitchen came alive and beat him to death.
Bill: Maybe he was shot by Mastercheif.
Tim: Maybe... he didn't die...
Bill: You're right, I never thought of that.
Tim: Hmmm....
knock! knock!
Bill: I'll get it.
Policeman: Hello. Do you know a Mr. Brown?
Bill: Yeah. What's wrong?
Policeman: Mr. Brown died a couple of hours ago.
Bill: Oh my god. What happened?
Policeman: Well, we've been seeing this a lot around town. Well, here's happened:
A wizard cast fire on him for 50 hit points. Then he attacked back and did 10 hit points. The wizard then countered his attack a took away 60 hit points, which was his life.
Tim: I knew it!
THE END