What the hell is going on with my chicken?

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'Jamaal: It's movin' and shit. Aw, hell.
911: Sir, are you saying that your chicken is moving?
Jamaal: Yes.
911: Aren't chickens supposed to move? Like every other animal?
Jamaal: No! It's my fried chicken! What the fuck!? It's making noises!
911: Sir; I doubt your fried chicken is making noises.
Jamaal: Aw hell naw... Naw man. It's movin' towards me. Aw shit.
911: And what is your name?
Jamaal: Jamaal.
911: And your last?
Jamaal: Man I can't remember! Alls you need to know is that my chicken is coming to get me!
911: Sir, sir, calm down.
Jamaal: I don't think you'd be so calm if your chicken was chasing you.
911: I doubt your chicken is chasing you. It's dead. It can't move.
Jamaal: What the hell? The chicken! The chicken just jacked my TV!
911: *sighs* Sir, what is your address?
Jamaal: Somewhere in Compton. I don't know! Miss, I'm asking you politely, send down a cop or something.
911: I'm not sending down a police officer because you think you're fried chicken is moving!
Jamaal: Aw fuck! It's back. I gotta run!
911: Sir; there's nothing I can do about your "situation".
Jamaal: Aw hell! You're gon' have to send down SWAT for this shit.
911: Sir! We are not sending SWAT because you think your chicken is moving.
Jamaal: Man what the fuck? That thing just raped my wife! There's something wrong with this shit!
911: Sir-.
Jamaal: AW NO!!! IT'S GOT ME!! IT'S GOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
911: Sir? Sir? Fuck it.
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