Whenever

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What is whenever?

Is whenever forever?

Whenever can not be forever because whenever has a different meaning than forever; is whenever, then, never?

Whenever is not never, because never is no time and whenever is anytime; what, then, is whenever?

Why, you yourself have said it: whenever is not never, and whenever is not forever; whenever is, however, anytime!

Then that is whenever, and not never and not forever?

So it is; anytime is whenever.