Whose Moss Gives

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Finches have feathers that might look pretty from afar, but when they crash in to your window they leave a finch-shaped stain of bacterial filth. Then they land on the dirt and plate. A form of birdwatching, to surround yourself with such a window, and watch the imprints of the birds who break their heads.

Now Tonight we crash in to a different type of Windows, leaving a different type of imprint...

Arms raised in triumph, possibly fractured.

This, these people pretending to be fly? But not really?

If you blow air on the window, you can give the bird's bacterial filth a little smiling face, and press your ear against it and pretend to hear it sing.

Transparent from inside, this dead tree moss!