Why To:Not go on IRC while Asema is opped

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This is the story of IRC, and why not to go on if Asema is opped -- hell, even if he isn't opped!


[20:49] <@Asema> HOW I MINE FOR FISH
[20:50] <@TheRealJollyRoger> I DUNNO
[20:50] <@TheRealJollyRoger> PRESS X
[20:50] <@TheRealJollyRoger> X
[20:50] <@TheRealJollyRoger> X DAMNIT
[20:50] <@Asema> I TRIED THAT
[20:50] <@Asema> I THREW TEH BAZOOKA IN WATER INSTEAD
[20:50] <@Asema> THAT NOT MINING
[20:50] <@TheRealJollyRoger> DOOD
[20:50] <@TheRealJollyRoger> WTF
[20:50] <@TheRealJollyRoger> PRESS X
[20:50] <@Asema> I DID
[20:50] <@Asema> MY GUY THREW BAZOOKA IN TEH WATER
[20:50] <@TheRealJollyRoger> OMG
[20:50] <@TheRealJollyRoger> UR DOING IT WRONG
[20:51] <@TheRealJollyRoger> OMG UR DOING IT WRONG
[20:51] <@Asema> I NOT
[20:51] <@Asema> I PRESSED X
[20:51] <@Asema> I NEED FISH
[20:51] <@Asema> TO TELL FOR GOLD
[20:51] <@Asema> SELL
[20:52] <@Asema> SO I CAN BUY BUSTER SWORD
[20:52] <@TheRealJollyRoger> OHHHH
[20:52] <@TheRealJollyRoger> DUDE
[20:52] <@TheRealJollyRoger> DEWD
[20:52] <@TheRealJollyRoger> PRESS Y
[20:52] <@TheRealJollyRoger> OMG U PRESS X? NOOB
[20:52] <@Asema> OH THERE WE GO
[20:52] <@Asema> OMG
[20:52] <@Asema> MY PICKAXE ISN'T CATCHING ANYTHING
[20:52] <@Asema> THEY SAID IT WAS VERY BROAD
[20:52] <@Asema> IT SHOULD HAVE A WIDE ANGLE CATCHING AREA
[20:53] <@TheRealJollyRoger> DOOD GO TO DIFFERENT SPOT NOOB
[20:53] <@Asema> THERE IS ONLY 1 SPOT
[20:53] <@TheRealJollyRoger> NO U
[20:53] <@Asema> NO U
[20:54] <@TheRealJollyRoger> OMG STFU NOOB