Wolves

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Wolves are animals. Animals are wolves.

Wolf is to diaper as diaper is to wolf.


....wolves.


....wolf....


Wolves are found all over the world.

But never here.

All of wolves are special.

But not the deer.

Why cry, my young one, for you shall hear
The midnight ride of Wolf Revere

Wolfs can be colors of the wind As the paintbrush slowly drips on the artists canvas.

Why do you love a wolf? Because that wolf knows how to love, how to think, how to speak...

Oh why oh why must the butterfly fly as the wolf chases after it, scene hair flowing in the wind elegantly, legs moving in a rhythmic fashion.

That is why we love wolves.

Because a wolf is your best friend.