Worktime
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“Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go.”
My back hurts
Worktime, in full "the pasty white guy's equivalent of hammer time", is a unique time during the day which, despite bringing numerous positive affects to the body and mind, is dreaded and put off by 94% of the population (the population didn't originally correlate exactly to any multiple of 100, so we had to kill off a few hundred people to avoid getting a decimal). Worktime nigh always requires a high input level, but this horrifying notion can be countered with the offer of porn.
I are now cwippled
For example, worktime started when I began this article, and I don't think I've put in enough activation energy to continu-