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Two people meet at a restaurant. A man and a woman I think.
The table is small and circular, and the man stands atop it.
"The man says," says the man.
"What?" asks the woman.
"ERECTION!!!!!!!!!" screams the man.
"Care to join me for a drink?" asks the woman.
The man sits directly on top of the woman's head.
She fears that her head will go inside his butt.
"I fear that my head will go inside your butt."
He stands up and RUNS.
"WILL YOU MARRY ME?" screams the woman.
"HE TURNS AROUND" screams the man.