YO MAMA

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This article refers to the ghetto version of Your Mother.

YO MAMA IS A DIRTY WHORE. Byotch!

she likes shizzle da nizzle ma fizzle, if ya know w00t i mean

Poems 'bout YO MAMA

Your mother is a filthy whore
I kick her in face and she wants some more
I bitch-slapped her once and I threw her to door
She's probably dead now, but injured for sure

Once your mother wanted divorce
So I said she looks like a pretty dead horse
And then, what's very fucking worse
She accidentally turned into morse

I was suprised ; as well was my dick
Only thing I could do is give her a kick
Later, I grabbed some nice, pointed stick...
George Bush doesn't care 'bout black people

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