Yankee Poodle

Following are a few different versions of Yankee Poodle, as recited by the Dukes of Westminster.

Yankee Poodle went to drown a riding on something phony,

Stuck a feather up his butt and called it something foamy.

Yankee Doodle went to town a riding on a heater

Accidentally turned it on and then he burnt his wiener

Yankee Doodle went to town a riding on a rocket

Stuck a feather up his butt and called it Hershey Chocolate

(Does not have anything to do with Yankee Poodle)

Johnny English had a fish and then he had a pony

Then he had a shiny car and called it macaroni

Very strange indeed.

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