Yet Another Fantastic Idea

Dude. I've got another great idea. I know my last idea about plastic didn't turn out too well, but this one's different. It involves a vacuum and surgical equipment. Don't you already LOVE it?

So here's the idea.

First, we'll both use surgical equipment to make little holes in our skulls. Then, we'll set our vacuum cleaners to the most powerful suck setting. Then, we'll use the vacuums to suck out large chunks of our own brains!

It'll be SO MUCH FUN! It'll be trippy. It'll kill more brain cells than marijuana, alcohol, and channel-surfing combined.

So yeah man, let's do this. Call your friends and we'll have a huge party where we all suck our own brains out with vacuum cleaners. We can even have a contest to see who can suck out the biggest chunk of brain without dying!!!!

It'll be just like a drinking game, except with a much higher risk of permanent brain damage!!!!!!!

YAAAAY!!!