Yo Momma

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yo momma so fat she's practically obese


yo momma so ugly she not pretty


yo momma so stupid she got low IQ


yo momma so fat she wears a raincoat they think it's the sun


yo momma so ugly she makes Picasso cry


yo momma so old she not young


yo momma so fat when she fall down the stairs the Indiana Jones theme song starts rolling


yo momma so lazy she doesn’t accomplish much


yo momma so hairy she has to shave frequently


yo momma so skinny she looks sick


yo momma so slutty she has sex with lots of people


yo momma so boring people don't enjoy listening to her