You (person)

You is a person that is you, of course.

Biography of me

In 1990, I graduated from the University of Existance with a first class Degree in chicken strangling. After taking many menial jobs as a labour worker I joined the people's Liberation Front. It was here that I met my demise and made the descent to Hell, where I am currently a prostitute for Mussolini.

Biography of I

I was born in Ireland whereupon I proceeded to see eye to eye with I. Eyeston. After getting high, I cried "die!" to a fly as it tied a lie to a tree.

(I am aware the last bit doesn't rhyme)

See also

• You
• Me
• Dupree