Your Pet is Insane!
There is reason to believe that your pet is in fact insane in the membrane.
How do you know if you're protected if your pet decides it wants to kill you?
If you are protected is your protection agency really protecting you????
Believe it or not seven out of ten household pets are in fact murderers and insane beasts.
Have a goldfish?
ITS INSANE!
Dog?
INSANE!
Cat?
WELL, THEY'RE ALWAYS INSANE!
Stay protected with PetState.
PetState is the number one insane pet protection agency.
24/7 support!
The calls are free!
If your pet picks up a butcher's knife and is going to kill you all you have to do is pick up the phone and call and we will immediately contact the authorities.
Don't go with those other guys that may take a half hour or more to contact someone who can help.
PetState contacts the police within seconds of your call!
AMAZING!
You see a furry, cute gerbil at the pet store? Call PetState and we can send down a professional to inspect the animal, checking whether it is or may become insane, so you know if your getting the right pet!
Here's some messages from our satisfied customers:
Ummm... can pets even go insane?
-Jeff, Ohio.
I love it! I always knew my cat hated me! You know what? I hate it back!
-Linda, Nebraska
All I can say is SHAM WOW!
-Paid actors, Studio
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CALL TODAY!!!!!!!!