Zelder

Here are my arguments for Zelder is a reet proper noice loookin' un!...

Reason One: Look!

Observe inzit.

You saying that's a boy? OMG WTF! I need new glasses.

Then who is it in the pic then? Link? What sorta name is that? Sounds like a girl's name to me. No fricken' wonder hey!

Let me off father, for I foresaw woe-manly features in a man. *poetic stance*