Zimbabwe

Mugabe! Mugabe! Mugabe! Nguwaka! *click* *click* Mbuti!

[White guy shows up with a gun]

MUGABE! MUGA-

KA-DOG!

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Zimbabwe is a country with a higher standard of living than any other in the world according to the United Nations Survey of the Best Countries Ever. On the main survey, it ranked as the twelfth-best country ever to walk the Earth. Weighing over 100 tonnes, this lumbering titan made the Earth shake beneath its feet. Its only predator was Utahraptor, which was evil.

Notable alumni of Zimbabwe include Mao Kai-Shek, Satan, Obesius the Cat, and you. Today, Zimbabwe has the highest graduation rate of all world nations.

Also, it's big.