Zuider Zee

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Zuider Zee or IJselmeer? This question has haunted the face of the ghost of Christmas past ever since the Russians nuked out Lojbanistan, prompting the destruction of all people below this line:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Albert Einstein

Isaac Newton
Gibraltarosaurus
Gandalf the Grey
The Wolfman
Kim Jong Il
but not the people below this line:-----------------------------------------------------------------------
no one
someone
Anyone

The person who is not you.


Therefore, it is clear that Mister Gorbachoff, who must tear down this wall, has killed his counterpart, Mr. Gorbachev. However, it can surely be inferred from these technical readouts that there is a submarine which runs solely on electricity, even though the data resulting from the Chernobyl meltdown are currently invisible to telescopic eye- infinity, the star that would not die. The die that would not star must unfortunately bid a final "alea jacta est!" to Julius Caesar before the voice of Microsoft Sam spells The End.