"2 Fruit Roll-Ups and a Bottle of Gin"

"2 Fruit Roll-Ups and a Bottle of Gin" was a popular hip-hop/pop song released in 2010. The song showcases how untalented you need to be successful. The song has been compared to such greats as, "Tik Tok", and "Crank Dat Soulja Boy". The song features massive autotuning and the "radio" effect nearly at all times. The lyrics consist of lines like:

Two fruit roll-ups and a bottle of gin

Goin' to the city; you know I'm gonna win

Pick up a girl that's half my size

Imma gonna ride small tonight!

and other morally offensive rhymes. The song was downloaded over 1,000,000 times on iTunes in it's first week because it was endorsed my Major League Baseball player Fred McGriff. The song became so popular; fruit roll-ups and gin became a necessary combination for all parties. Many music experts claim the lyrics, singing, or even the instruments haven't lead to the songs success. They say, "Since the human of average intelligence cannot distinguish 'good' from 'catchy', the song has been regarded as one of the greatest songs ever." The song inspired a world-wide dance craze with a dance with absolutely nothing to do with the song. The average person, when asked about the song, says, "It's my favorite". And when asked why they say, "Uh... Because." The artist behind the song plans to make more half-assed attempts at music citing such new titles as "Girl, Baby, Oh yeah Girl", "Shawty b so f1n3" and "If Porn Could Be Transmitted into a Song; this would be it".