10 Reasons Why America is Better than England

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1. Revolutionary War. 'Nuff said
2. Coffee > Tea
3. Chuck Norris is AMERICAN
4. We invented the computer!
5. An American wrote this article
6. Planes.
7. Car. Wait, Germany. Hot Dog, wait. Germany. Hamburger, again Germany! God dammit Germany.
8. We made FOOTBALL.
9. We're cooler!
10. DE-MOC-RA-CY!
11. But we all know that we're both inferior to Canada. Let's give up, U.K.

 Let's give up.