10 Reasons Why My Cat Is Not Here
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists
- We are in an office building where cats are not allowed.
- My cat is Allergic to French people, and the guy standing next to me is French.
- My cat is currently in the hospital eating carrots.
- I abuse my cat by throwing books at her, so she never wants to be around me.
- My cat hates you.
- My cat loves to eat carrots so she would rather be there.
- My cat is too tired after her mission to kill Darth Vader.
- My cat has no legs.
- My cat is dead.
- I don't have a cat. I never had a cat. And never will.