A Brief History of Nationalist Propaganda
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- 'God said "Let there be some über crazy explosion duude, I'm bored," and it was. It wasn't that good, but it satisfied him nonetheless, and God said: "Awesome."
- 'and henceforth, surfing was invented, and it pleased God.
- 'and unto Nationalist Propaganda was bestowed giant thumbs. These thumbs eventually evolved into Homo Erectus, our people today.
- 'for some time, the thumbs were displeased and disillusioned. This was because they were Jewish.
- 'so as a mini-favour in return for eternal dominion, god bestowed unto Nationalist Propaganda McDonald's, to be run by Jesus, some dude who once won a goat on the lottery, a game invented by Kevin der Kuranier.
- 'and the thumbs of Nationalist Propaganda praised God, oh how they praised, for they knew eternal hell was waiting below.
- 'so as a mini-favour in return for eternal dominion, god bestowed unto Nationalist Propaganda McDonald's, to be run by Jesus, some dude who once won a goat on the lottery, a game invented by Kevin der Kuranier.
- 'the last thing God did, on the seventh day, was to accidentally invent cheese after storing large amounts of lactate in his pigeon-hole.
- 'and the thumbs of Nationalist Propaganda praised God, oh how they praised, for they knew eternal hell was waiting below.
- 'eventually however, the cheese turned into a particularly poor form of humour on illogicopedia.
- 'now everyone is an atheist. It's all god's fault really.
- 'and everyone lived happily ever after,
- 'The
- 'End.'
- 'The
- 'and everyone lived happily ever after,
- 'now everyone is an atheist. It's all god's fault really.
- 'eventually however, the cheese turned into a particularly poor form of humour on illogicopedia.
- 'and the thumbs of Nationalist Propaganda praised God, oh how they praised, for they knew eternal hell was waiting below.
- 'and henceforth, surfing was invented, and it pleased God.