A Lot Of Static

Some Hotels are very large.

Some Hotels have parking lots.

Some hotels were featured on Sesame Street (a television shows).

Some hotels have alcoholic coffee available.

Some hotels have pillowcases full of nails.

Some hotels have a LOT OF STATIC.

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Some hotels are on fire.

Some hotels are absolutely safe.

Some hotels have women who will ride on your back like cowgirls.

Some hotels have vacuum cleaners that crush your body.

Some hotels are still there.

Some hotels have names that are very difficult to pronounce.

Some hotels have dogs on the walls.

Some hotels have bodily fluids on the walls.

Some hotels have the bodily fluids of dogs on the walls.

Some hotels have continental breakfast.

Some hotels have chemicals.

Some hotels have motorized vehicles. In them.

Some hotels know the alphabet.

Some hotels can speak.

Some hotels are the ones you want to look at.

Some hotels have magnifying glasses and old women. In them.

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Some hotels have organs (interpret).

Some hotels have refrigerators.

Some hotels are happy again.

Some hotels are predicate.

Some hotels let you run in to the walls at high speed in fast motion forever in reverse.

Some hotels allow you to flip upside down and be very close.

Some hotels have a lot of static.

Some hotels are a very unique listening experience.

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