Alaska

"Hmm... What the hell? It's just a bunch of snow!"

File:Typical Alaska Weathermap.png

The typical weather map of Alaska. Complete with in-detail descriptions.

"Well... you're going to have to look past it."

"Look past it? I can't even see past it!"

"It's a great place."

"Yeah who lives here, huh?"

"Sa-"

"Don't you even think about saying Sarah Palin cause no dip she lives here, she's the freaking governor."

"Bri-"

"No, you can't name any other members of the Palin family."

"God dammit."

"So.. who?"

"Uh..."

"See! That's what I thought. I told you we should of stayed in Canada..."