Allejo

Allejo is an expert in the field of football and often considered one of the finest exponents of the beautiful game. Though his past has been turbulent, taking in corruption, eating disorder and bucktoothness over the course of his ten-year career in the sport, his skill on the pitch has far outshined any shortcomings in his personal life. Despite this, he's still regarded as a fat, old womanising drunkard whose best years were behind him after France '98.

Allejo, real name Ronny Aldo, has stated he would like to finish his career Botafoogoos under the tutelage of former team-mate Gomez and Mexican goalkeeper Leone.