Apology

Excuse me?

Of all the audacity!

You think I should feel sorry for what I've done to you? I hate to break this to you, bub, but you're wrong. Completely wrong.

No, wait. I am sorry.

Sorry that you're such a misguided dolt.

Sorry I ever took the time to speak to you.

Sorry for the time that it's taken me to type this.

Disappointed?

Tough.

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