Disappoint
I'm sorry, but reading this article is a waste of time. A complete waste of time. You're probably expecting some incredibly clever article that's similar to it's subject in some way...like, in some zany, wacky way, an article about disappointment that was written from the perspective of a disappointed person, or something equally goofy in a clever, madcap way, but I'm really not up to that sort of major creativity right now, no, not at all. My mind is blank, no whoosh of creative inspiration, so really, I'm sorry if you disregarded my warnings and read this, because it is, indeed, a completely unfunny, unclever, and all-around lame and pointless article. I hope you didn't get your hopes up, and if you did, I'm sorry to have shattered them into a million pieces.